Greetings Mouthketeers:

So I was flipping burgers on the Barbie when I heard Sarah Palin was resigning from her gig in Alaska—effective July 25^th.  And then I took a flip fit!  Excuse me, Governeur; my assistants give me more notice when they leave, so why on Earth are you quitting mid term?

This woman is playin’ her state, and playin’ the nation. Is she gonna run for some sort of president?  On what platform?  B-o-r-i-n-g. 

Imagine if my clients paid me, and all of a sudden I decided to stop working?  Imagine if a doctor was operating on a patient, didn’t have a clue how to perform the procedure, and walked out in the middle of the operation?  With all the people out of work these days, there’s no room for unprofessional, inexperienced people; so why does America—or a certain slice of American culture—care about Sarah?  If your answer is, “The religious right cares,” then I would say, “Where is your work ethic, Ms. Palin?”

In a world where we still have global warming and are totally stumped why North Korea is looking to test a long-range missile towards Hawaii, why do we need to waste another breath on the Governor of Alaska?  Is she running away because she thinks the missile is pointing towards Wasilla? 

If Ms. Palin thinks she’s leaving her position in order to use her soon-to-be written book project as a license to tour across the country and campaign for the presidency, I think that’s a lousy idea.  If Ms. Palin thinks she’s leaving her post because she’s afraid a deep, dark secret is going to leak out, I’d say run, Sarah—run, not walk away because if you stay and you’ve got something hot to hide, you’re gonna melt the ice right off of those big, fat glaciers in your backyard.  

Hey, whatever happened to Oksana Baiul? 

Peace. 

The Mouthinator. 

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