Greetings Mouthketeers:

Do men have “senior moments” sooner than the ladies?  I don’t know about others but I certainly blank out and stare into space more often now . . . and it ain’t because I have spring fever either.  Honestly, it’s because I’m exhausted.  You don’t see any woman losing their minds in public, do you? 

I’ve come to the conclusion that a man’s senior moments are really “senor moments.” (Get it, “men?” “senor?”  Here’s a big shout out to all my Latino friends out there.  Hola!), and this blog entry is dedicated to all the hombres, homies and homos who have nothing going on between their ears anymore . . . until today!. 

Here’s how it plays out for me: There I’ll be, focusing on a project or watching a show, and all of a sudden I will have a senor moment and drift away.  I will feel as if I’m swimming in the Bermuda Triangle and see a black hole. I will feel as if I’m a dead person.  Then I will ask a question, and someone will say, “You just asked the same thing ten minutes ago.”  Well, excuse me.  This blog isn’t about multi-tasking, it’s about multi-membering and there are certainly no judgments here!

If men fog out faster, women lose their patience.  Hmmm. Come to think of it, I lose my patience more quickly these days too, so what does that mean I am?  . . Let’s not go there just yet.  J

Instead of cities and towns injecting Fluoride into our water system, they should pepper H2O with Ginkgo Bilboa, which I recall (yeah, right), is the herbal stuff claiming to help you sharpen your memory loss.  I’m a big fan of fish oil; of Glucosamine/Chondroitin/MSM (this stuff lubricates your joints and make you feel as if you 13 again); but honestly, I don’t remember anyone memorizing their grocery list anyway, so if I forgot the Cheez Doodles or the cucumbers, sobeit.  Anyway, I forgot what we were talking about in the first place, so on Monday, let’s try and pick up from where we left off. 

Me Tired.  Me no remember yo name. Me say it’s time to get a life. 

What would you rather forget?

Peace.

The Mouthinator. 

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