OK.  So I’m writing a daily blog called “The Mouthinator,” a further branding tool for my PR firm, Mouth Public Relations (www.MouthPublicRelations.com).  Being somewhat of a media whore (pronounced, “WHO-URR”), I figured there’s gotta be something pertinent I can share with the world—even if I hear it via a third person.   For my first blog entry, I wanna share with you what I think is the absolute most exciting stimulus package I’ve heard to date.   My friend, John, a publisher who owns Cider Mill Press (www.cidermillpress.com), says to forget bailing out Wall Street.  Stimulate OUR street!  Give EVERY U.S. CITIZEN (from the age of 21 to 101), 1 Million dollars to help jump start the economy!  That’s right. Every eligible peep in the country would get 1 Million bucks . . . The government would pay less than what they’ve shelled out already, and the economy would be stimulated in less than 24 hours after YOU receive your check. Think about it.  The most important person in this country is YOU.   If YOU received all that green, wouldn’t YOU pay off some bills, save some in a legitimate bank, book a vacation to Florida, eat a fancy meal at Olive Garden, buy fancy-schmancy clothes at Bloomingdales, enroll in a Spanish course at the community college, buy a Cadillac . . . and the list goes on . . . Of course there would have to be some stips to getting the cash, (i.e., you won’t be able to quit your job as a sanitation engineer for the first 18 months after receipt of funds), but if the Prez wants to stimulate his package quickly, we should all run–not walk–to our phones, computers and twitter accounts and tweet the White House!   “President Obama:  Show US the money.  Just do it.”

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